Well folks, here we have it...

My May phone bill arrived today. I swore that if there was a problem with this month's bill, I'd have it in Bell.

I open it and it says:

Amount Due: $1.98

OK, so far so good, I'm thinking.

The first three months of Bell Sympatico were $19.95, and starting this month it's $29.95.

So.. I look through the bill:

Internet: $29.95
Monthly fees: $30.27*
Phone usage: $19.12

With taxes and other charges, it came to about $88.00, and with the credit from last months, sure enough, it works out... $1.98.

*Gotta love Bell though, they still charge $2.80 every month because you have touch tone dialing instead or a rotary dial phone. That was fine in the day... but come on... WHO STILL HAS A ROTARY PHONE?

Ah well... at least my bill is right.