Once upon a time, on November 24, 2006, there was a Scrabble flashcard. And the alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “1” on the bottom of that card. He would look at that card again on the next day.

On November 25, 2006, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “2” on the bottom of that card. He would look at that card again in two days.

On November 27, 2006, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “3” on the bottom of that card. He would look at that card again in three days.

On November 30, 2006, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “4” on the bottom of that card. He would look at that card again in five days.

On December 5, 2006, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “5” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for seven days.

On December 12, 2006, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “6” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for 11 days.

On December 23, 2006, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “7” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for 17 days.

On January 9, 2007, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put an “8” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for 25 days.

On, February 3, 2007, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “9” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for 37 days.

On March 12, 2007, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put an “A” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for 56 days.

On May 7, 2007, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “B” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for 85 days.

On July 31, 2007, Joseph saw the flash card again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “C” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for 129 days.

On December 7, 2007, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put a “D” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for 193 days.

On June 17, 2008, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put an “E” on the bottom of that card. He would not see this card again for 291 days.

On April 4, 2009, Joseph saw the flashcard again. The alphagram was CEEILST.

And Joseph said: “I know this word. It’s SECTILE. It has no hooks.” And Joseph put an “F” on the bottom of that card. He will not see this card again for 437 days, June 15, 2010.


HAPPY SECTILE DAY to all my Scrable friends... And yes, andysaunders, I am still alive and did not leap to my death.